Drop us a line. We read and reply to most messages.
The Old Fashioned Way:
Don't call us. Email only
hi@heirloomjerky.com
Useful information:
• We don't have time for this.
• We sell Jerky.
• It's pretty straightforward.
Talkin' Hours:
• Monday-Friday: Sometimes
• Saturday-Sunday: No
FIND US IN YOUR LOCAL STORE
BEEF & HHAM SHOPPE
The nation's #1 ham emporum, you'll find us in the basement next to the pickled eggs and beef bouillon.
CHUCK'S CHICKEN CHOPPE
Your #1 high-fashion chicken stop shoppe, where you can choke your own chicken. Find us in the accessories isle.
RANDOM'S CLOWN EMPORUM
Don't let Rick know that he misspelled his own shop name. He's here dressed as a dumb clown, but he sells the best jerky: Heirloom Jerky.
At some point we'll actually be in stores... but for now, if it wasn't obvious, we're only available online.