SAUCE SLINGER

Hey there,

Thanks for the blistering 3-star kiss on the cheek. 😅

We’re glad the meat passed your sniff test — but sorry the flavors didn’t light up your snack senses. That said, we’re not ruling out the possibility that your taste buds might just be... on a coffee break?

Flavor is personal, like tattoos or Nicholas Cage movies — not everyone gets it, and that’s okay. We’ll keep crafting bold, award-winning jerky for the folks who do (and for the ones still finding their flavor courage).

Appreciate you giving us a shot. If you ever get the urge to reevaluate your life choices, we’ll be here!

“It was okay.”

Wow. The culinary equivalent of a shrug. 😅

Not bad enough to haunt your dreams… not good enough to write home about. Just okay. Like a handshake with too much eye contact.

We appreciate the honesty though — not every jerky sparks fireworks. Maybe we were your “airplane movie” of snacks: fine, forgettable, and mildly beefy at 30,000 feet. Or maybe the ole taste buds are busted.

If you ever want to upgrade to “pretty dang great,” we’ve got some flavors that just might win you over. Or at least get a “meh-plus.”

We're here for when you're ready.

Hi Sharon, that's disappointing to hear especially since this is our first 1-star review from hundreds of reviews we've heard in person, through friends, and online. We don't have any record of you reaching out to us... it would be great to know what went wrong - if anything - or if this just wasn't a flavor you like and maybe it's worth trying another. If you're looking for old fashioned, tough jerky, however, we're definitely not the right choice.